Isn’t it time an artist lived in the
White House? (under 🇺🇸 🚧 🇺🇸 construction)

In the interest of truth, fair ideas, and the gift of Democracy, I’m once again announcing my campaign for President of the United States. 

I don’t want to. I have to. (this is a very side, side project, you dig?)

Nevertheless, our sacred Democracy is in danger. There’s one source to blame: EVIL. (Amplified by the Internet.) Pick a side.

Please see 3rd Party Statement

Platform includes: 

Social Media
Climate change 
Ukraine 
Abortion
Woke delusion 
Technology
Science 
Conspiracy
Truth
Israel
God
And the world’s favorite, Money!

Thank you for joining our campaign. 

Please feel free to visit the Gallery!